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AWANA comes from 2 Timothy 2:15 "Study to show thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the Word of Truth."

Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed!

Faith Bible Fellowship Awana Clubs meet weekly, for
children in grades K - 6, from September through April,
and are led by an all volunteer staff of over 90 adults
who give of  themselves to teach and help children. 
All staff members have undergone
background checks,
as required by the FBF Children's Workers Policy. 
All have also completed special Awana training
and are certified to be leaders. Some
are parents of present or former Awana clubbers,
and all have a heart for children.

The goals of Awana are (1) to reach boys
and girls with the Gospel of Christ and
(2) train them to serve Him.


HAVE A
GREAT SUMMER


WE'LL SEE
YOU AGAIN
IN SEPTEMBER




Why do kids love Awana Clubs?

Because Awana is fun! Awana club meetings are filled with exciting activities. Special events, individual and team games, individual awards, prizes, and interesting lessons all help make boys and girls look forward to each Awana Club night. But, Awana also teaches kids. It teaches them that God is real, that He loves them and that He has expressed that love through Jesus Christ. Kids learn how God can help them in their daily lives. Lessons from the Bible teach them how to honor and live for God in a sinful, challenging world.

Reaching the children of  Lancaster County
for 35 years with
the Gospel of Christ
.

Clubs meet each Wednesday from
7:00 to 8:40 p.m.

Youth also meet
each Wednesday at 7 p.m.



 

WITLESS TRIVIA
QUESTIONS AND INFORMATION

FOR KIDS (OF ANY AGE):

JUST SMILE!


CHALLENGE
FOR KIDS


What are two things
you don't eat
before breakfast?

( See Awana News Page for the answer)


LAWS OF LIFE


~ Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.

~ Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

~ Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never
get a busy signal.

~ Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

~ Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in
will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

~ Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

~ Law of Lines: When you walk IN the grocery store, there's never
anyone in the checkout line.

~ Inverse Hair Dryer Law: You're sure you hear the phone ringing
in the background, until you turn the hair dryer off.

~ Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

~ Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

~ Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

~ Theater Law: At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from
the aisle arrive last.

~ Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

~ Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.

~ Law of Natural Attraction: If you and your date are the only two on a
five-mile stretch of beach, the family of five will set up right next to you.

~ Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly
sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated
to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

~ Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

~ Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what
you are talking about.

~ Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

~ Law of the Last Word: "Hey, watch this!"

~ Von Fumbles Law: When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one
hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket.

~ Yale Law of Destiny: A door will snap shut only when you have
left the keys inside.

~ Sorry Law: Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened.

~ Cheney's Second Corollary: When things seem to be going well, you've
probably forgotten to do something.

~ Destiny Awaits Law: When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't
followed all the instructions.

~ Law of Gravitas: If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his,
it's probably because you have not realized the seriousness of the problem.

~ Einstein's Law of Persistence: Most problems are neither created nor
solved, they only change appearances.

~ Principle of Ding-a-ling: If you've run to answer the telephone, you'll
pick it up just as the party hangs up on you.

~ Law of Wasteland: If there are only two programs on TV that are worth
your time, they will always be at the same time.

~ Law of Campbell's Oops: The probability that you will spill food on your
clothes is directly proportional to your need to be clean.

~ Law of Fatal Irreversibility: After discarding something not used for
years, you will need it one week later.

~ Law of deLay: Arriving early for an appointment will cause the
receptionist to be absent, and no one else in the waiting room -- and if one
arrives late, everyone else will have arrived before you.

~ Theory of Absolute Certainty: Do not take life too seriously, because in
the end, you won't come out alive anyway.

5/1/17

Nearly 50 percent of adults who attend Christian churches in the U.S. claim to be “Christian” but have
not made a profession of faith in Christ, according to a 2004 survey by The Barna Group,
a marketing research company.
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