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FOR KIDS (OF ANY AGE):

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"What do you say to a sheep
who is celebrating a birthday?"

( Check the Awana News Page for the answer)

Some Thoughts For A New Year

~ If the professor on "Gilligan's Island" can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

~ If the singular of GEESE is GOOSE, shouldn't a Portuguese person be called a Portugoose?

~ If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

~ If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

~ If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

~ If we quit voting, will they all go away?

~ If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.

~ If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

~ If you don't care where you're going, any road will get you there.

~ If you don't know where you're going, you're never lost.

~ If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

~ If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

~ If you run out of sick days, call in dead.

~ If you think about it, Adam had more trouble than any of the rest of us buying his Father a gift for Father's Day. I mean, what do you get somebody who's Everything?

~ If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it, what would happen?

~ If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

~ I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention!

~ Income Tax: Capital punishment.

~ IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

~ It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

~ It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your hips.

~ It is preferential to refrain from the utilization of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualization can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities.

~ It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

~ It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

~ It's not an empty nest until they get their stuff out of the attic.